Tucson, AZ – What many had suspected for a long time was confirmed last night as Jason Weaver declared for the NFL Draft.
“It is with heavy heart that I announce that I will be forgoing my senior season at Arizona to play in the NFL. I will always be a Wildcat, and nothing makes me prouder. What many of you don’t know is that I will be finishing my degree in the summer, and I will graduate in only three years.
Arizona has been a place for me to become a real man, but I think that it’s time I take my game to the next level, both on and off the field.
On the field, I set NCAA records, won Rose Bowls, and brought two Heismans to the University. Though I lament never winning a national championship, I did everything I could.
Off the field, I made love to many girls. Too many to count, but it’s time for me to starting banging NFL quality ladies.
Thank you for all the memories. I want to give shout outs to Chad, Dane, Josh Zelman, and Mark Jean. See y’all on Sunday.”