Los Angeles, CA – Without Redwood Haynes and his burning desire to destroy Southern California’s richest private school, the Arizona Wildcats could not keep up with the experience laden Trojans.
Without starting QB Brent Robinson, backup Clarence Howard was thrown to the Lions in his first ever start. Citing his faith as his main inspiration, Howard went 14/28 for 199 yards and four interceptions. Four horsemen of the apocalypse, bad luck in Chinese culture, it’s no coincidence.
“They were too strong for me,” said Howard after the game. “I let so many people down, I just, wasn’t good enough.”
Mormon Children throughout the state, and most notably in Mesa, AZ are converting to Catholocism and Scientology in record numbers.
“He was my hero,” said Danny Smith, an 11 year old from Mesa. “I saw him and I thought, Mormons can do anything. Now, after getting smoked by USC, I just don’t know. Scientologists seem to be doing pretty well in Hollywood, and I guess I should become an actor now. It seems easier than having Clarence as a hero.”
On the ground, USC completely destroyed the Wildcats. Arizona’s Alan Barron carried 13 times for 73 yards and fumbled twice. But his USC rival Joe Atkinson was outstanding, going 13/96 1 TD.
USC was also using their backup quarterback, Rasheed Hampton (white) who performed well gong 11/22, 158 and a TD, but he used his legs well too.
“I kept it maaad real,” said Rasheed after the game. “A white boy named Rasheed has more to prove, and I proved it. What? You can’t see me!”
But the real killer was USC’s senior filled defense who shut down all aspects of Arizona’s west coast offensive system. OLB Carl Anderson was a terror with 6 Tackles, 4 TFL, and 2 Sacks, senior CB Ray Marquardt had 5 tackles, 2 INTs.
On the Arizona side, only Quinn Scott played well with 5 tackles 1 TFL, 1 Forced fumble. Jay Gibson 53 yard FG – pretty good game.
Arizona drops to #12
Pac Ten Winning Streak is over after six plus years and 49 games. There is not one player on the team who can even remember losing a Pac Ten game.
“What is this feeling,” said Josh Diles after the game. “Losing a Pac Ten game? We have to call some alumni who were here in 2011.”
April 20, 2007 at 11:43 am
“They were too strong for me,” said Howard after the game. “I let so many people down, I just, wasn’t good enough.”
suck it up princess and go drink some coffee or mountain dew
as Winston Churchill once said “Build a bridge and get over it”
April 25, 2007 at 7:04 am
I like the “tough love” MV. I think that is what they need right now.
Sounds like Coach Stoops has gotten soft. Time to TCB. This booster calls for two-a-days for the rest of the forseeable future.
May 1, 2007 at 8:26 am
I already knew about this and I guess all I have to say is at least it was USC. He totally will not hook up wit hoes after this game.