NFL Draft Results

Madden Notes
Pat Rod - is the #3 LOLB ni the Game 97 OVR!

College All Star Game

Who Qualified
Marcus Holbert
JR Haynes
Josh Diles
Marcus Roberts
Kyle Jones
Alphonso Alston
Jon Floyd

Holbert
Predicted as Top 5
INCREDIBLE INTELLIGENCE!
Predicted to have injuries
#1 WR

JR Haynes tested dumb

Floyd did pretty well

Xavier Henderson not even allowed into NFL draft possiblities

Marcus Roberts
ran a 4.71 40!

Kyle Jones
Amazing Tackling, AMAZING INTELLIGENCE!

Draft Results
Marcus Holbert
SF 1/5
7/54.9M, $9.31M Bonus

JR Haynes
Seahawks 1/11
5/28.9M 5.8M Bonus

Kyle Jones
Titans 1/17
5/38.6M 7.8M Bonus

Marcus Roberts
Arizona 1/26
5/20m 4.10M bonus

Alphonso Alston
Mexico City Wildcats
2/41
3/15.1M Bonus 2.85M

Josh Diles
2/57
Baltimore
3/12.5M 2.7M

Justin Burnsides
2/61
Steelers

Jon Floyd
ATL!
5/159
3/6.27M 660k bonus

Casey Cook is the Highest Paid Player in the NFL
BY A LOT
Casey - $117M
Next
EJ Johnson - $76M

Bonus
$35.2M
NEXT
EJ Johnson
19.5M

 

NFL Updates - Casey Cook wins OROY! Erick Murphy is Probowl!

NFL UPDATES
2017 NFL SEASON

Barrett Dixon is the starting QB for Denver
Dane is QB SUPERSTAR - 90 OVR for Lions

Casey is 93 going into the season

Josh Zelman is out of football

The San Diego Chargers have TWO 1,000 Rushers, AND NEITHER of them are named Redwood Haynes.

Redwood’s first year in the League - 28 carries, 105 yards. No Respect.

Casey has a GREAT Rookie Season! WOW!

Lamont Meyers AND Eric Washington both Probowl FBs!

Deonne HEARD! PROBOWL!

John Castorani PROBOWL!

Casey cook - NFL OROY
83.5
2781 Yards
18 TD
13 INT
Rushing
87/503, 3 TDs!

Will Higgins #5 in NFC DEF ROOKIE

Dane Wright
ALMOST RUSHES FOR 1000 yards! 949! 5 TDs!
Ran for 1000 last year!

Weaver’s year SUCKED
12/110 0 TDs
Abdullah Sucked
17/181 2 TDs

P-Rod
Another solid year
65 Tckls
4 TFL
2 Sacks
2 INTs

Superbowl
Colts v. FAlcons
Colts - Erick Murphy - also a PROBOWLER

falcons - Andre Cummings - sick
Justin Harmon

Colts win Superbowl

 

NFL Draft: Casey Cook taken first overall

Casey Cook
1/1 - Houston Texans
Chosen first over all by the Houston Texans, an organization that hopes to build a decent offensive line around him to help avoid making the same mistake they did with David Carr.  And they are paying him very very well, seven years $117.7M.  Some are concerned that Houston’s proximity to Mexico’s Meth production labs and their strong Cough Syrup scene  will make things exceptionally difficult for Casey.
93 OVR AS A ROOKIE

Redwood Haynes
1/2 - San Diego Chargers
Selected second overall, Haynes will be heading west back to his native California.  While he made it clear that he wanted to play for the Seahawks, he has no plans to skip camp.  He has already commissioned a zero emission house near the stadium where he will ride a bicycle to practice and games.  He has already started campaigning to reduce traffic and car use in San Diego. “It’s not as bad as LA,” said Haynes.  “But this is still ridiculous, the suburbs are too big, people drive too much, and there is no subway.  I’m gonna work on changing that.”87 OVR  7/$58.1M
ONE TWO PUNCH!

Mike McIntosh
1/10 - St. Louis Rams

Will Higgins
1/13 New Orleans
5/48.7M

Larry Vinson
1/24 - Washington Redskins

Paul Fontaine
2/35 Cleveland

Phil Harrison
2/54 Carolina Panthers

Lawrence Garcia
2/56 Redskins

Jeremy Brown
3/66 St. Louis Rams

Paul Martin
3/67 - Jacksonville Jaguars

Richard Campbell
3/83 - Seattle Seahawks

Lamont Meyers
3/89 - Denver Broncos

AJ Nichols
5/141 - New York Jets

Chad Horton
5/149 Tennessee Titans

Antonio Fowler
5/152 Redskins

Joey Faaeeteete
6/188 - Ravens

Greg White
7/194 St. Louis Rams

Clint Brown
7/206 Buffalo Bills

 

Arizona at the Senior Bowl

Arizona Players at the Senior Bowl
QB
Casey Cook
HB
Redwood
FB
Lamont Meyers
WR
Mike McIntosh
C
Vinson
LE
Fontaine
LB
Martin
Higgins

 

Wildcats lose Redwood Haynes, 23 others to Graduation, NFL, Transfer

Tucson, AZ - Redwood Haynes has decided to forgo his senior season of eligibility and declare for the NFL draft.

“It is with heavy heard that I leave Tucson,” said Haynes.  “But I will finish my degree at the end of this semester and I think I can make a bigger impact in the NFL.  I will use any NFL money I receive to first build a zero-emission house, then I will donate the bulk to environmental organizations and charities.  I will also use every opportunity with the media to push forward my environmental agenda.”

Players Leaving
Redwood Haynes declares for Draft
William Greer Transfers to UCLA
Justin Small bolts
Joey Faaeteete bolts
Greg White Bolts for NFL

Graduating
Marcus Adams
Mike Harris
Chad Horton
Jack Sanchez
Clint Brown
Antonio Fowler
Richard Campbell
Lawrence Garcia
AJ Nichols
Mike McIntosh
Paul Fontaine
Phil Harrison
Jeremy Brown
Larry Vinson
Lamont Meyers
Paul Martin
Casey Cook
Will Higgins

 

NFL Draft 2015

East West Game

Arizona Starters
P. Rodriguez
K. Bonds
Devin Hurst
Bryson Horton
Mark McCray
Deonne Heard

SIX DEFENSIVE STARTERS ON THE WEST TEAM!

NFL Draft
Patrick Rodriguez, 1/9
Pittsburgh Steelers

Deonne Heard 1/10
NY Giants

Kevin Bonds 1/20
Denver Broncos - Apparently got onto his dad’s program and added a few hundred pounds of fat and muscle.

Mark McCray (Became Black!) 2/41
Miami Dolphins

Bryson Horton, 2/55
Green Bay Packers

Devin Hurst, 3/89
Seattle Seahawks

Ben Miles, 5/134
Houston Texans

Rob Rush, 5/159
Dallas Cowboys

 

NFL Update - With Game by Game Weaver Stats

Jason Weaver’s First NFL Game
Weaver 4/31

Second NFL Game
Weaver 5/61 1 TD

Third NFL Game (NYG)
Weaver 1 carry, 8 yards, TD
4/26

Fourth NFL Game (at TAMPA)
3/54

Fifth NFL Game (SD)
No passes

Sixth
2/8

Seventh
1/5

Eigth
4/43

Nine
1/5

10
3/35 1 TD

11
3/32

12
3/68

13
3/56

14
4/39

15
2/26

16
4/86 1 TD

Total
46/575 3 TDs

Other Wildcats
2015 Season
Chad
131/263 1200 yards, 0/16

Abdullah
39/549 2 TDs

Dane Wright
219/398 1799 7/25
Rush 904/ 10 TDs

Eric Washington, FB
FIRST PRO BOWLER
98/280 4 TDs

Ricky Roberson, RT
Probowler - NE

Greg Brock, KR
1736 KR Yards, 1 TD

Dwayne Jones
54 Rec, 595 Yards, 6 TDs (#4 OROY)

Weaver #3 in NFC OROY

Bengals win Superbowl - no Wildcats on the team - John Lewis - you idiot.

 

News and Priorities

Los Angeles, CA - Sometimes you realize that a tide has turned in your life. For some it’s turning 30, for others it’s hitting rock bottom. For me, it happend today when I realized something very important.

Today is Superbowl Sunday, a huge day in sports, and for a time in my life, the biggest sports day of the year not involving a Toronto team. But if someone were to ask me what the biggest news of the day was, I would not say the Superbowl. Even though I lived in Indiana, even though I caught Colts fever, even though Lil’ Ronnie represents so hard it hurts. No, it’s not the most important news of the day. The biggest news today, by far, has been the return of Seth Sanchez to the Alabama Crimson Tide.

And there it is. My life of sports priorities is now as follows:

#1 The Treble Dynasties
#2 College Football
#3 The NFL

 

Jason Weaver’s NFL Odyssey

 

NFL DRAFT

 New York, New York - The NFL Draft featured a number of Wildcats getting selected.  Although some much later than expected.  Nick Spencer was projected as a top five pick, but after some tumultous off field actions in New York - most notably getting into a fight with Mitch “Blood” Green outside of a Brooklyn After Hours bar.

Dwayne Jones
1/17 - NE Patriots
84 OVR - 5 Years/42.1M

Dwayne Jones: “I could not be happier to be playing in New England with my boy Darryl [Steltz] and Tom Brady.  I can’t believe that a great attitude and sick combine can get you this far!”

The Douche!
1/21 - Minnesota Vikings
Douche - 5 Yeras, - 85 OVR - $25.3M 5 Years!

Jeremy Doucette: “The god damn NFL says I can’t wear Douchewraps indoors, or in warm weather games.  Only cold.  I want to tear this fucking dome down with my bare hands.  On the plus side, the $25m has let me distribute Douchewraps independently, and I’ve got a few Wildcats lined up for next year.  Oh yeah, I’m fine from the Rose Bowl beating.”

Jason Weaver
2/44 - New Orleans - 4 WRs taken ahead of him
82 - OVR - $18.1M Contract, 3 yeras

Jason Weaver: “FOUR RECIEVERS TAKEN AHEAD OF ME?  THE SECOND ROUND? THE SECOND ROUND?  They will pay, they will pay.  This is some old bullshit.”

Nick Spencer
2/45 - Houston Texans
86 OVR - $20.4M/3 Yrs
Nick Spencer: “What do I need this money for?

Drew Green
3/66 - Philadelphia Eagles

Michael Rushing
3/79 - Tennessee Titans

Andre Cummings
3/91 - Atlanta Falcons

James Robinson
6/172 - New Orleans Saints

Jacob Burton
6/175 Tennessee Titans

Travis Bailey
6/184 - Carolina Panthers

Chad Smith - Undrafted - Signed by Eagles as a FA - 75 OVR

Free Agent - Signed by the Eagles
2 million/2 Years

John Lewis showed up, covered in soot.  He went undrafted, again.