December 14, 2007
No more press releases about Indiana or SMU. The truth is that I never left the Wildcats. I just took a break. I tried to move to NCAA 2008 and while the game is fantastic with wonderful graphics, it has been truly impossible to leave behind my heart.
Watch this space for a possible return to glory and Wildcat football.
May 23, 2007
My apologies to my 3 readers. I have been insanely busy lately and have not played #2 USC. I have some things to take care of tonight and hopefully will play the Trojans on Tuesday. Again, I’m sorry.
April 8, 2007
The Wildcats are the Preseason #1
Arizona released their 2017 Schedule, ranked a B+
Week 1 – Georgia Tech
The worst ranked defense in the US, Coach Stoops scheduled them in hopes of punishing them for jacking recruits from SBD’s Crimson Tide.
Week 2 – at #11 Alabama (SVSW)
The Wildcats go into Tuscaloosa to try and pry the egg from the hands of Alabama after a humiliation last year in Tucson.
Week 3 – Bye
Week 4 – #5 Virginia Tech
The Hokies come into Tucson for what many are considering the game of the year.
Week 5 – at #14 Cal
No matter their ranking, the Cal Bears cannot seem to ever handle the Wildcats
Week 6 – Washington State
A blowout in the making.
Week 7 – Bye
Week 8 – at #12 USC
Some are thinking that this might be the game that ends Arizona’s Pac Ten winning streak (which goes back the 2011)
Week 9 – Stanford
Nerds.
Week 10 – at Washington
Always a tough game.
Week 11 – UCLA
Punish William Greer for transferring
Week 12 – Oregon
Dangerous, so dangerous.
Week 13 – Oregon State
a Beaver bounce
Week 14 – at #23 Arizona State
Territorial Cup
March 18, 2007
Tucson, AZ – The Arizona Athletic Department admitted that Will Higgins did not play against Stanford because of a one game suspension.
EXCLUSIVE RPT! EXCLUSIVE!
February 25, 2007
Tucson, AZ – Arizona’s graduating seniors were honored with a special dinner at Mi Nidito’s in Tucson. Howard Coleman, leaving early for the NFL, was also invited. Jaraki Davis who is transferring to Colorado State University was not invited and Patrick Rodriguez played a video of him and Kevin Bonds pranking him in the dorm by leaning a garbage can full of water against his door then having a girl he liked knock on the door and say she wanted to talk. He then opened the door and water covered all of his stuff. He listed this as his prime reason for transferring. There were rumors swirling that Redwood Haynes as very close to declaring for the NFL as a redshirt sophmore, but Coach Stoops sat him down and had a conference call with Maurice Clarett from Jail. After that phonecall, Redwood said he was coming back to finish his degree.
Graduating Seniors
Derrick Johnson, SS
Rob Rush, CB
PJ Osei, LT
Andrew Schlicher, HB
Bryson Horton, CB
Devin Hurst, CB
Kevin Bonds, MLB
Patrick Rodriguez, OLB
Mark McCray, FS
Ben Miles, RT
Deonne Heard, DT
NFL
Howard Coleman, SS
Transferring
Jakari Davis, CB (To Colorado State University)
February 9, 2007
January 30, 2007
Schedule
Week 1 at Alabama #25
Week 2 #21 San Diego State
Week 3 at #1 Ohio State
Week 4 BYE
Week 5 at Cal #22
Week 6 Washington State
Week 7 Bye
Week 8 at USC #9
Week 9 Stanford
Week 10 at Washington
Week 11 UCLA
Week 12 Oregon
Week 13 at Oregon State
Week 14 at Arizona State
January 29, 2007
January 23, 2007
Tucson, AZ – When questioned about the incident, Rodriguez issued the follow statement
“I am not 21 yet, and I had grabbed the Douche’s wallet to get into Club Congress. I don’t regret it.”
January 21, 2007
New York, NY – Arizona’s troubled quarterback Casey Cook was spotted with Lindsay Lohan in New York city this Sunday. A rather shocking event considering both are supposed to be in Rehab in Tucson.
“We were taking a break,” said Cook. “We’re both out patients, we can go to New York, we can snort coke, we can do whatever we want.”
Lohan refused to comment except for “Go Wildcats!”
Jason Weaver has stated publically that he does not approve of the relationship: “She’s no good for Casey,” said Weaver. “She’s toxic, he needs a girl like Britney or a 12 year old from a trailer park. He’s out of his league, he can’t handle that woman. But Lindasy, shout me a holler next time I’m in LA.”
Riverdale Palm Trees 