selmonsuspension.jpgTucson, AZ – The unthinkable has happened.  Josh Selmon has been suspended for the season opener against Nebraska.  Allegedly he tried to pull a grade school trick and got caught.  Although there are suspicions that the forged doctor’s signature was not on a note, but on a prescription for Oxycotin.

When approached for comment, Selmon said “no comment,” and ducked back into a practice facility.

After being announced as the starter for the first time in his career, sophmore Dane Wright said “Thank god, I’ve been waiting for this for a long time.  Get ready for a show.”

The Arizona faithful are nervous, and some are concerned that coach Stoops cut the 2 game suspension to a single game suspension.

“We cannot play SVSW without Josh, not gonna happen,” said Stoops.