asuwin.jpgTempe, AZ – With some prestigious boosters at the game, the Arizona Wildcats played arguably their best game of the year. Josh Zelman was nothing short of spectacular, completing 11 passes in a row at one point. He was hitting all recievers, but especially Abdullah who had 2 TDs and 183 yards in the game.

Dane Wright and Travis Andrews both saw playing time in the second half as none of the starters saw a single snap. Brett Watts even played both ways at DT and RG.

But the story of this game, was Arizona’s defense, especially the secondary. Arizona State had a top QB in Derrick Douglas, and three 90+ WRs and the Wildcats held him to one completion in the first quarter, and ended up picking off three passes including some big ones in the first by Shawn Faaeeteete and John Castorani.

Myles V. was in attendance, drunk. He bought out the entire section next to the ASU student section. He brought in soccer hooligans and sicked them on helpless ASU students. A few sorority girls were being treated for severe head trauma, and three frat boys have broken bones.

When interviewed after the game Myles said: “what? They shouldn’t have sat there. Look around, there’s 80,000 seats! Why do the assholes always sit next to me and my friends from England? They almost ruined the game for me. And I think my friend Terry has an STD from punching that girl in Sigma Nu.”

Also of note, Myles V’s attorney was arrested for public urination at the game.