Marcus Holbert
WR
6’3″ 205 lbs
Stephenville, TX
#2 in USA
40: 4.41
Field AWR: A+
Vert: 40.4″
Hands: A+
Bench: 285
Squat: 445
Potential: Poor
Discipline: Good
Top 50
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The second most famous (or 3rd) resident of Stephenville after Jewel and her boyfriend, Marcus Holbert is a black cowboy.  He had a full rodeo scholarship to Tarelton State, and was planning on staying.  But on the class trip to New Orleans he discovered hip hop and lost his damn mind.  He changed the game of rodeo, he started wearing baseball caps, busting victory dances over roped calves and played Juvenile’s Rodeo over and over again.  He was deemed too dangerous for the Rodeo Circuit and had his ride to Tarelton State revoked.  He played only his senior season at the high school as part of his punishment for roping the principal and then putting the video on youtube with “Bourbons and Lacs” by Master P playing in the background.  He tore it up and had a sweet rope dance when he scored a TD.  He chose Tucson because of it’s links to Rodeo and he looks forward to the parade.

Jakari Davis
CB
5’11” 170 lbs
Flagstaff, AZ
#8
40: 4.37
Field AWR: A-
Vert: 40.4″
Hands: A-
Bench: 240
Squat: 385
Pot: AVG
Dis: AVG

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Jakari Davis is a good student, who is really into geopgrahy.  Growing up in Flagstaff, he was really into mountain biking, skiing, camping, orienteering, and hiking.  He’s a vegetarian, and loves Dave Matthews and the Tragically Hip.  As a black guy, he found that he was all alone at concerts, hikes, and ski trips.  He also learned that he did not like the girls who were into his stuff.  So he started playing football to cop the premium hoes, and guarantee that they would not ask to come along during his extreme activities.  He likes to wear shorts and hiking boots and always has a Clif bar in his bag.  He hopes to befriend some people from California so he can try surfing.

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