Antonio Ingram
#1 SS
Columbus, OH
6’2″
210 lbs
40: 4.39
Field AWR: A-
Vert: 40.7″
Hands: A-
Bench: 340
Squat: 520
Pot: Avg
Dis: Poor

Antonio Ingram grew up loving the Columbus Blue Jackets more than anything. His parents, an attorney father and designer mother (worked with the Limited Corporation) encouraged his hockey abilities, and he even went up to Canada a few times to play against MTHL and OHL All-Stars, he ran them all. Dana McKiel even ran a feature about him on Rogers Community Ten in Toronto. But when he was 15 and playing in a hockey tournament, his mother decided to move to Toronto permanently to live with her new life partner, a social worker named Karen. Then, some guys from Scarborough called him a sell out for playing hockey and challenged him to play basketball. He dunked on all of them, and called them out on being fake thugs. Then when he got back to Columbus he was filled with a lot of rage, and without hockey to help him with the agression, he took it out on the basketball court. He kicked guys after dunks, threw the ball at opposing players nuts, and threw a crazy body check where he left his feet and sent a center flying into the stands. He then went after him and jerseyed him. That was it for basketball. So they switched him to football and he blossomed.

Reggie Hughes
#10 MLB
El Campo, TX
6’0″ 225 lbs
40: 4.6
Field AWR: A
Vert: 33.6″
HAnds: C
Bench: 395
Squat: 670
Pot: Poor
Dis: Good

El Campo is poor – 20% of the population lives under the poverty line, and Reggie was no exception. Only 4% of the popuation has a graduate degree, and those three guys got their degree from the University of Phoenix on line. Somehow they got a Masters in High School Equivalency. Robbie was raised by his mother after his Dad bailed to play bass in a Kool n the Gang Tribute band that plays Indian casinos in the southwest. And since there aren’t Indian Casinos in Texas he had to choose between Kool and the Kids. He chose Kool, and Reggie has hated that band ever since.

After joining his high school football team, he was a pretty average middle linebacker. Then before one game, the cheerleaders started dancing to “Celebrate” and he lost it, he had 15 tackles, 12 sacks, and 2 interceptions. He was a maniac because he pictured his father on the other team. He now plays Kool and the Gang’s Greatest hits before each game. He said he’s going to punch his dad in the face when he plays Desert Diamond or Casino Del Sol.

Michael Ginn
WHT
6’3″ 240 lbs
#3 DE
Taylor, TX
40: 4.65
Field AWR: C-
Vert: 28.6″
Bench: 360
Squat: 570
Pot: Poor
Dis: Poor

Michael Ginn was the MAN in high school. His parent’s were pretty laid back and gave him free reign over the house, so he had tons of parties, and boned literally a dozen women. He keeps a running score on his helmet by attaching a boob sticker on the back for every lady he boned. His high school coach didn’t approve, but then Ginn threatened to quit the team.  So the coach had no choice but to let it slide. Soon some other players started doing it, but when the punter put 15 stickers on his helmet, everyone knew he was a virgin, and laughed at him until he quit. They later found out that he made a ton of money on the internet by selling stuff from World of Warcraft and hired a lot of hookers. He had to transfer to a school near more hookers.  Michael is headed to Arizona. Stoops has already said that he does not approve of the boob stickers, so Taylor will keep his helmet in his dorm room and keep adding stickers. He’s also pretty good at football, but he’s more focused on the ladies.

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