douchwraps1.jpgPasadena, CA – Every graduating senior on the Arizona Wildcats have agreed to wear Douche Wraps in their upcoming Rose Bowl game against Wisconsin to honor teammate Jeremey Doucette has been recently diagnosed with Cancer.

Speaking under the condition of anonymity, Doucette actually said “Cancer of the wallet.”

When asked if he’s worried about fall out from his teammates: “No, not really, I’m never going to see them again.  Unless I get to the NFL to sell them the pro version of douche wraps.”

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